Dr. Holmes is fantastic, best urologist ever! I’ve got a problem with “blocked pipes”, and for my next appointment he is teaching me about a technique using music therapy I think, anyways it’s called the “trombone”, involves some help from my wife, who’s happy to help; also has a new colleague, Dr. Dirk Diggler on staff, specializes in “DP”, I think it’s “deep pelvic” stimulation or something… great guy, highly recommended.

Submitted July 20, 2023

Oh there is no substitute for face to face encounters with Dr. John! Infact, he's penetrating new medical areas - now he's applying facial creams, and recommends 6 or 7 strings of the stuff at a time, but you have to close your eyes as he applies it - the applicator is a trade secret! Final touch is freezing the throat for a vitamin/protein injection, I was happy to pay extra for that! I'm already signed up for 4 more sessions!

Submitted Feb. 7, 2023

what a bright guy dx was followed by wakefield dilation technique piloted by the original persuasive invasive proceduralist DR Wakefield himself he has now released his technique from trademark so we can all do it !!! big john will lead the way and soon they all will be doing the "wakefield dilation "

Submitted Aug. 8, 2022

Very friendly guy, uses the "no touch" prostate exam - at no point did his hands leave my shoulders! Got rid of my hemorrhoids with one "squamous dilation" procedure, as he calls it. Try his home therapy kit for best results - a lot of fun toys and tastly treats. Highly recommended for "warm golden water therapy" as well. He let me watch as he administered DP therapy wit his assistant to my wife, He explainedit as "double protective" and she seemed to really like it. Can't wait for the next weekly appointment!

Submitted April 7, 2022

Staff - Very popular with the nurses. Well respected, even envied by other doctors.
Punctuality - Came at just the right time which was a pleasant and well received change.
Helpfulness - There was a lot of self discovery. He touched me very deeply and things just kept coming and coming out.
Knowledge - He has a lot to offer, almost too much to take in. I had some difficulty opening up, but he got me there...

Submitted Sept. 14, 2020

Thought it was weird he wanted to make house calls but it sure worked out and I'm so happy to have him as my urologist. He even sees patients well into the evening and it's so good to be taken care of like this.

Submitted Oct. 3, 2018

Dr. John (his staff call him “Long John”) has some new partners to help with the big loads he has to deal with everyday. Dr. Peter Johnson and Dr. Roger Cox are tag teaming with him now, which really helps with group sessions. I heard they like ATM in the office so I imagine payment is real easy. Can’t wait for my next session- they booked me with all three...!

Submitted Oct. 3, 2018

He's still in practice after all these years! Lots of self help videos available on line, something for everyone's taste. My favourites are the group therapy sessions, and he doesn't discriminate - guys, gals, people from every continent; ash long as you can accept his long therapy sessions, you will benefit from his expertise.

Submitted June 1, 2016

Not your average john, this doc did more for my self esteem and low testosterone than all the two bit magazines and rip off fix all websites I encountered.

Free protein cream was an unexpected bonus.

Just a nice guy with a super bedside manor.

Submitted Aug. 26, 2015

Wow, what a great guy! Great attention to detail, he was really helpful for my dyspareunia problems. What a great idea, video recording our encounter. He really "measures up" in my books, although I had trouble walking after the exam.

Submitted Aug. 29, 2014