Ratings for Dr. Gregory House (Just for fun!)
Well, it's official. I had died and gone to heaven and Dr. House brought me back to life by smacking me with his cane so that the burrito that had gotten lodged in my windpipe came flying out (straight into Dr. Cuddy's cleavage)while I sputtered for my breath. I was on my way to the light when I was told that Dr. House still had some unfinished business with me, so I had to turn around. Not sure why...the guy has got bad breath! So I am back, ungrateful as heck, but then so is Dr. House!
Dr. House is not only late, but if you spend 5 minutes with him, it's a lot. You will spend more time with the residents than you will with him and, what's worse, is he intentionally put me into cardiac arrest to prove a theory. I had more lab tests done than anyone can possibly imagine and I think he's high most of the time! His attitude is horrific, though I occasionally find him amusing. If Dr. House comes limping your way, turn and run!
On Time? I never saw the man. They told me I was his patient so I guess I was. The Doctors that work for him did all these test and told me I had three different terminal illnesses before telling me I had an infection from a splinter I had gotten years ago when I took shop in school. Turns out my body had covered it with something then that something broke from a fall and viola instant illness from something I'd had for years. I did see the man as he was gloating in the hallway after they removed splinter. Strangely the hospital doesn't seem to care about patient privacy as all walls are made of glass.
Sadly we need more knowledgeable drs like HOUSE.We already have enough arrogant , closed minded ones.At least if he is being a horses rear the tv patient ends up getting proper diagnosis and he can see beyond the box.Sadly no cure for being a horses backside, its terminal and widespread. lol
I recently performed a post mortem of Dr. House. I'm on my way to Oslo to receive my prize. I'm the first ME whose patient survived the entire procedure. The patient, whose reputation is impeccable, sometimes leaves his patients in need of body parts after he gets through with them. Unlike him, I didn't even place the body parts where I found them and yet...Dr. House survived. I'm taking him to Oslo for show and tell.
Dr. Gregory House (Just for fun!)'s Credentials
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- Johns Hopkins
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