Ratings for Dr. Gregory House (Just for fun!)
Dr. House seems to have an invisible friend. That disturbs me. Perhaps it's related to the many pills he takes during consults. Furthermore, he discusses private issues in his soap-opera-like life in front of patients and everyone else. He diagnosed my uncle (who looks a lot like Karl Reiner) with pancreatic cancer, when it was actually chronic intestinal pseudo-obstruction, which scared the S**T out of the old man...he almost had a stroke!! If he had, we'd all be rich. Can't complain myself, though. Despite his insanity, I was diagnosed with a curable tropical disease based on the fact that Dr. House noticed I winked at a candy-striper. I owe my life to that nutcase. Oh, and I have a major, throbbing crush on him.
I knew Dr. Gregory House while he was still Dr. Gracey House. After his sex change operation, I think that his doctoring skills have deminished. As a woman Dr, he was more concerned about my large wort, the size of a grape, on my nose. Now he just says that it's not noticable.
House is EXCELLENT, I would not recommend another physician. I don't know how anyone else feels about bedside manner but I really don't care as long as he knows his stuff. House is the only doctor that can save your life and then make you question if it was worth saving all in the same breathe. He's also not bad to look at though I would definitely prefer Foreman. House is a close 2nd.
By far the best doctor in the world. He may be a bit rude and arrogant, but he has earned that right with his insurmountable amount of knowledge anf problem-solving skills. I would go to him for every problem I had if I could, though he'd probably kick me out for most of them.
Four years ago I was diagnosis with meralgia paresthetica and was told by a doctor (DR A.C. Billings Tulsa OK) it could not be treated, so four over 4 years 24/7 I have endure numbness on my left thigh and a pain and burning sensation. Due to the lateral femoral cutaneous nerve (LFCN) being pinch by the Anterior superior iliac spine. Dr. House would not have given up on me, and found out way's to help me with the pain and sleepless nights, either with pills, or other treatments like low laser therapy, or even surgery. I would have put up with he's rude ass comments, egotistic personality along with he's halfa male attitude, but he would have done he's job,, which is to help people.
A co-worker of mine was trying to quit smoking. After 8 years of using the nicorette gum ($50/100 pieces) he switched to sugarless gum. But it was CONSTANT gum chewing. Spit out one piece and put in another. He was a chain-gum-chewer. Then the diarrhea started. This went on for months. If he wasn't opening a new pack of gum, he was in the bathroom with the runs....Then one night on House, he saw that the sorbitol in sugarless gum can cause loose stools when consummed in huge quantities!!!! We all had a good laugh. He has now started to wean himself off the sugarless gum.
Dr. House prescribes to the school of medicine that philosophizes that what won't kill you, will make you strong. He must have graduated summa cum laude. He tests his patients to the limits. It is his staff, who administer doses of kindnesses. Armed with narcissistic smarts, barbarous jibes and a condescending attitude, Dr. House arrived at a brilliant diagnoses and he saved my life. Hopefully, I have been strong enough that I will never have to undergo such well-meaning inflictions again.
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